twigs to branches: martin lawrence

movies

chris walas jeff goldblum daphine zuniga fly ii 1989
tod williams jason blum akiva goldsman paranormal activity 2 2010
thriller horror dale fabrigar everette wallin area 407
erik van looy bart de pauw loft
louis morneau connie dolphin joyride 2: dead ahead
horror dark castle entertainment victor garcia return to the house on haunted hill
mary lambert michael dougherty urban legends: bloody mary
robert de niro enorton mjovovich stone 2010
american supernatural psychological horror f javier gutierrez rings 2017
thomas jane stephen king's the mist
tony goldwyn hilary swank sam rockwell minne driver conviction
adrienne barbeau janet leigh john carpenter's fog 1980
science-fiction horror mattijs van heijningen jr the thing 2011
the fields 2011
srogen mfassbender kwinslet steve jobs
mystery action thriller warner bros. non-stop
clive barker john harreson philip robertson book of blood 2009
ielba rmadden eebouaney aheffes the take 2016 'i dont bank online...reckless insubordinate irresponsible toward human assests, you recognize that description...no, i recognize an asshole when i see one...welcome to paris'
jmagnat mjovovich jmcmahon faces in a crowd 2011
jnichols mshannon jedgerton kdurst adriver jlieberher sshepard midnight special "...he's ok,...dad! dad!...i'm ok..."
wm friedkin tletts killer joe 2011
ghoblit geubank dlane jtferguson zhoffman untraceable 2008
chris pine casey affleck keiyan lonsdale the finest hours 2016 'november 17, 1959...seabird...we all live, we all die, right?' (is that a wave?)
atudyk wsmith slabouf cmcbride jwasserman i, robot 2004 (ya going to like the beginning of la movie...the song, stevie wonder superstition...what did ya think i was talking about :-))
lremick bgazzara jnwelch gcscott jstewart anatomy of a murder 1959
colin margan chris hemsworth the huntsman: winter's war 2016
tom cruise is jack reacher 2012 never go back 2016 'military id expired, 38 bucks, & a toothbrush, & no home address' 'good to see you back major...thank you captain'
jeff goldblum independence day resurgence 2016 'do we have to wait for the dog, well i guess we do' '...kick some serious alien xxx'
bpalmer alehman wgorney kbeacon friday 13th 1980 "...who me i'm as dumb as they come..."
rreynolds eskrein tjmiller gcarano deadpool 2016 "you look like an avocado that had s## with an old avocado"
robert schwentke ospencer zkravitz nwatts maggie q divergent: allegiant 2016
brat pitt marion cottillard allied 2016
joseph gordon-levitt shailene woodley snowden 2016 "the following is a dramatization of actual events that occurred between 2004 et 2013'...'hong kong monday-june 3,2013'...why u did what u did?...glen, how bout we just start w/ur name, ok?...my name is edward joseph snowden, i'm 29yrs old, i worked as a private contractor for the nsa, i also worked as a private contractor for the cia, et directly for the agency, i worked in varies jobs for the agency for the past 9yrs, i been a system engineer, been a solution consultant et a senior advisor for the central intelligence agency....this first super computer, we get all of that on a cell now...what is ur sin of choice?, computers, well than snowden ya come to the right little whoxre house..."
nicoye banks aymen hemdouchi green zone 2010
steven soderbergh behind the candelabra 2013 "...I'm just a piano player"
sean bean roy keenan the young Messiah 2016
hbcarter cmulligan suffragette 2015 "employment of these cameras wood be 1st of its kind in the country, compact enough to be use w/o a tripod, means we can operate them con-vertly on the streets...edith ellen, arrested 9 times, incarcerated 4,.. w/o scruples, makes her extremely dangerous...never surrender never give up the fight"
spike lee josh brolin michael imperioli old boy 2013
christopher nolan dark knight 2008
evan rachel wood morgan turner guy pearce mildred pierce 2011 '15 cents a hour, you be making $15 to $20 a week tops...glendale, calif 1931' (i think he was with her daughter every since she was a teenager)
anya taylor-joy kate dickie the vvitch 2015
amanda brugel room 2015
tom hank barkhad abdi captain philips 2013
michael djimon hounsou the vatican tapes 2015 '...theres no explanation, the devil chooses anyone...the black raven mocks the white dove'
ben kingsley jonathan ahdout the house of sand & fog, '...what it's like to walk in the shoes of the gypsies'
j.c. chandor oscar isaac david oyelowo jessica chastain a most violent year, 'don't mistake his honesty w/weakness'
sspielberg vverhaeghe skoch dlombardozzi bridge of spies 2015
timothy spall dorothy atkinson marion bailey mr turner 2014
adrzel sekula kari matchett greer kent cube 2: hypercube 2002
peter sarsgaad emily bergl blue jasmine 2013
angelina jolie louis zamperini unbroken 2014 - 'if you can take it you can make it'
rick rosenthal halloween 1981
paul dano viola davis thoward prisoners 2013
ridley scott veronica cartwright yaphet kotto alien 1979
m. night shyamalan after earth
ryan reynolds erik palladino buried 2010
brit marting danielle macdonald the east 2013
mia wasikowska jackie weaver stoker 2013
vincent cassel tuppence middleton trance 2013
steven spielberg war horse 2011
asciorra rdemorney mmccoy ehudson jdelancie the hand that rocks the cradle 1992
jon cusack ray liotte pruitt taylor vince rebecca de mornay identity 2003
jerry lewis dean martin you are never too young 1955
cbardem fspano andrea di stefano escobar: paradise lost 2015
scott glenn dr.dre snoop dog macy gray raymond cruz kyjel n jolly training day
warren beatty natalie wood barbara loden splendor in the grass 1961
tom six laurence r harvey dominic borrelli the human centipede 2011
djimon hounsou arnold vosloo kagiso kuypers blood diamond
greg kinnear flash of genius
clive owen derailed
danny cannon mekhi phifer bill cobbs muse watson i still know what you did last summer 1998
tcollette nfrost tmorgan nfutterman rayoade box troll 2014
charles bronson ellen barker the act of vengeance
asmith kbeckinsale fwhaley eembry afiscella sganderson sford vacancy 2007
dennis quaid arjay smith mimi kuzyk adrian glen plummer the day after tomorrow
christopher nolan the dark knight rises 2012
sidney poitier lulu marianne stone to sir, with love 1967
ben kingsley thomas kretschmann transsiberian 2008 'kill off my demons roy, & my angels may die too'
adriana barraza koji yakusho babel 2006
arnold schwarzenegger bill duke sonny landham predator 1987
mila jovovich holt mccallany a perfect getaway
tom shadyac emurphy jpinkett lmiller jmixon the nutty professor 1996
michael keaton tippi hedren toshio watanabe melanie griffith pacific heights
vittorio de sica sophia loren raf vallone two women 1960
tim daly robert prosky the skeptic 2009
ralph flennes pete postlethwaite the constant gardner
adrien brody ed stoppard thomas kretschmann the pianist
eddie redmayne the danish girl 2015,, "Copenhagen 1926"

points (pts)

at a restaurant, my date loses pts for saying

a. "what is this?"

b. "does this smell bad to ya?"

c. "this is too expensive!"

a man scores the most pts with his partner for saying

a. "have ya lost weight?"

b. "i love that outfit!"

c. "ya'r a great cook!"

my date loses the most pts for

a. not getting my jokes

b. telling me a dirty joke

c. telling me a bad joke

my partner loses the most pts for

a. contradicting me

b. ignoring me

c. pretending to agree with me

men score the most pts for

a. being on time

b. being early

c. calling when they'r running late

around the house, my partner scores the most pts for

a. unclogging the toilet

b. setting the dvd

c. repairing a squeaky door

a man gets the most pts with a woman for

a. shopping with her

b. crying with her

c. listening to her

a man gets the most pts when he

a. brings me flowers

b. makes me dinner

c. buys me a surprise gift

i give a man the most pts for being

a. well informed

b. well traveled

c. well endowed

my partner scores the most pts in the bathroom for

a. putting the toilet seat down

b. changing the roll of toilet paper

c. putting the cap back on the toothpaste

a man scores the pts with me for watching

a. csi

b. the amazing race

c. scandal

my partner loses the most points by having as house guests

a. his family

b. a business associate

c. a high school buddy

a man subtracts the most pts when a woman complains about

a. her job

b. her friends

c. herself

i'm most likely to feel frisky when i hear

a. "tonight's the night"

b. "sexual healing"

c. anything by barry white

men freak out le most when they lose their

a. job

b. hair

c. woman

i relate most to the break-up song

a. "50 ways to leave you lover"

b. "breaking us in two"

c. "breaking up is hard to do"

i judge a man most by how he treats

a. his mother

b. children

c. himself

if men really were animals, they'd probably

a. oink

b. bark

c. whinny

i'm most attracted to men who are

a. youthful et fun

b. mature et ambitious

c. older et wiser

when they'r sick, the biggest babies are

a. men

b. women

c. children

an older, affluent man who dates lots of younger women is probably

a. a good catch

b. a sugar daddy

c. in his mid-life crisis

my relationship baggage

a. fits nicely in the overhead compartment

b. keeps opening et spilling on others

c. must be checked at the gate

the most difficult role for a woman is to be a good

a. mother

b. wife

c. daughter

2. i'd prefer to retire near:

simple town

b. sea et surf

c. my sons or daughters

3. if my partner started to get a beer belly, i'd:

a. drop hints about enrolling in a gym

b. hide the beer

c. join him for a drink

4. if i had trouble conceiving, i'd be most likely to:

a. get fertilization in vitro

b. take fertility drugs

c. adopt

5. i perfer that he man who meets my family is:

a. ambitious

b. funny

c. polite

6. for my engagement, my aunt gives me $10,000, i:

a. spend it on the wedding

b. spend it on the honeymoon

c. pocket it for later

7. the best way to achieve intimacy with a man is through:

a. shared activities

b. touch

c. talking

8. good relationship skills are

a. automatic

b. acquired

c. passed on by our parents

9. the best dads are good:

a. providers

b. teachers

c. playmates

Tuesday, November 29, 2016

martin lawrence